love azzy.
ps: note the mood icon...(i will stab you in the face with a fork...im not kidding)
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an e


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1. I'm the kinda girl who walks into a chair and apologizes .
2.I'm not crazy my reality is just different from yours 3. Not only to I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well- now that takes talent
4. Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls
5. Friends ask why your crying, Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
6. He said I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit"
7. Best friends don't let you do stupid things........alone
8. A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend,
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God saiid to moses get off my bloody foot
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I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive......
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"MaDneSs is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever."
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Mystery and Tricky Charms that is avoidless for females to reach.
I have easy obtain so many sisters, thanks to this charms I possessed.
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fact and fiction work as a team
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